Kerry proclaims Michael Moore's colon cancer free
John Kerry began paying back Michael Moore for all his efforts on behalf of defeating George W. Bush. First on the list was a thorough cleaning of Michael Moore’s colon. After almost 40 minutes with a high velocity hose and a pair of shears, Kerry exited the rectum and pronounced Moore “polyp and turd free.
However there was a back up of gerbil remains.
John Kerry began paying back Michael Moore for all his efforts on behalf of defeating George W. Bush. First on the list was a thorough cleaning of Michael Moore’s colon. After almost 40 minutes with a high velocity hose and a pair of shears, Kerry exited the rectum and pronounced Moore “polyp and turd free.
However there was a back up of gerbil remains.
